Machine Hiring Blog

I found it in the strangest place—an old thrift store magazine from the ‘80s, yellowed and tucked between a dog-eared romance novel and a guide to VCR repair. The cover screamed “Snail Mail Success!” with a cartoon snail in a tiny suit, briefcase in tow, knocking on doors made of lettuce.

Man, remember when recruiting was simple? Back when you could just post a job ad in the local paper, sip your coffee, and wait for the resumes to roll in like autumn leaves?

I’m sitting there last week, sipping my overpriced coffee, when my buddy throws out this acronym: R cubed. I blink. “Retention Recruiting Revolution?”

You’ve been there: You find a candidate who seems perfect—great resume, solid skills, even a spark of personality in the initial chat. You send a follow-up email, schedule an interview, and then… silence. No response, no warning, just a digital vanishing act.

There’s a certain feeling of overwhelm that creeps in when you sit down to evaluate ROI for multiple recruiting channels. It can feel like trying to assemble a 2,000-piece jigsaw puzzle in dim lighting: you see fragments of a bigger picture, but the entire image remains stubbornly elusive. Throw in channels like LinkedIn, Indeed, that one specialized job board you tried last quarter, and maybe a trickle of candidates from social media—it’s a lot to keep straight.

Picture this: You’re at a party, and someone immediately proposes marriage before even asking your name. Sounds ridiculous, right? Yet somehow, that’s exactly how many recruiters approach potential candidates - diving straight into job opportunities before building any sort of relationship.

Have you ever launched a fancy new career page only to find it buried somewhere under your Aunt Martha’s homemade cookie recipe in Google search results? Trust me, you’re not alone. The quest for better visibility can feel like hunting for a mythical creature—somewhere between a three-horned unicorn and a lost city of gold. Yet here we are, armed with laptops, coffee, and a dash of optimism, ready to tackle the big hairy monster known as Career Site SEO.

We’ve all been there: you hired with high hopes—maybe you even did a happy dance in the office kitchen—only to realize that your shiny new hire isn’t just a poor fit, but a complete cultural catastrophe. They show up late, misunderstand basic instructions, and refer to the company Slack channel as “that chirpy box.” It’s awkward. It’s costly. It’s the professional equivalent of tripping on stage in front of a packed audience.

There I was, staring at a spreadsheet of candidate quality metrics that made about as much sense as reading tea leaves in a hurricane. The numbers were there, the charts were neat, and yet something kept nagging at me. Why did our “star hires” keep flaming out after a few months? Where was that magical metric that would spare us the never-ending cycle of posting, praying, and politely nodding at underqualified applicants